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The State of The Chip Address...
2005-01-28 - 4:35 p.m.

Imagine my surprise as I open my bag of Baked Lays and found a chip shaped like Ohio.
So I started thinking, I once saw a potato chip shaped like a cowboy boot, sell on ebay for $1000. I figured I was at least in the $2000 range.
I tell my mom of my findings.
At which point she informs me that she has "...always wanted to find a chip that looked like something".
Previously she told me that she didn't like Baked Lays and she thought they were nasty.
So can anyone reading this (I doubt there is anybody, because I never update) please tell me why my Mom grabbed my Ohio Shaped Baked Lays Chips bag when looking for a snack?
I don't know either.
Don't worry she didn't digest it, she merely broke it in half.
"Accidently"
I think she was in a fit of rage and jealousy, grabbed my beloved chip and smashed it.
Ohio (the chip) now lies in 2 pieces.
As does my dream of making a fortune with dumbluck and a potato chip.

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