So I go to the fridge and get a sip of from the 2 liter of 7 up. I notice that the bottle has a plastic bottom on it similiar to the old fashioned bottles of about 8 years ago.
I pay it no mind.
I drink.
There is no carbonation in the pop.
What the hell happened to the 7 up?, I ask my mom.
Mom: I dunno, what's wrong with it?
Me: I think it's ten years old!
Mom: That's crazy, we just got it from the church about a week ago.
The coupon on the back says that it expires 3/31/1994.
Me: I just drank 10 year old pop!
Mom: Oh well you'll live.



The odd thing is that it actually tasted good. It wasn't like a pop, more like a flavored water with a really bad aftertaste.