After a fine feast of turkey I headed to the bathroom at my Aunt's house.
In there already was there cat. Sitting next to the toilet.


"Alright cat, time to go", I said reaching down to scoot the bugger out of the door.

"Hiss", the cat repied, which roughly translated means "Hell no, biotch!".


I contemplate as to whether or not I should go with the cat in there.


The cat looks at me as though it knows what I am thinking and is not gonna have it.


I finally decide that if somebody were to wait for the bathroom, and they see me walking out with the cat might look a little odd.
I go watch football.