Brandon: Guess what I have.

Me: Herpes?

Brandon: No.

Me: A record deal?

Brandon: No. I picture of you in a pink robe.

Me: Oh yeah? Do I look sexy?

Brandon: I guess so.

Me: Huh?

Brandon: Well I was on the bus just looking at it, listening to my cd player and people started coming up behind me asking me for your number.

Me: Nuh uh.

Brandon: My own sister said you were hott.

Me: Tell her I said "Hey baby".

Brandon: No.