A couple days ago at work I got bored...

*High School Kid walks up to Shaun at the counter*

Kid: I want a double cheeseburger, and medium fries.

Me: Whoa! Slow down junior. A "double" cheesburger?? You mean 2 cheeseburgers?

Kid: No, a double cheeseburger.

Me: This "double cheeseburger" would it have one burger or two?

Kid: 2. Quite f*cking around, man I'm hungry.

Me: Well if you ordered off the menu this wouldn't be an issue.

*At this point my co-worker "Rob" walks over.

Rob: What's going on?

Me: This guy wants a "double cheesburger".

Rob: A what??

Me: I know, get the manager, Jeff.

*Jeff comes over and plays along for a couple minutes*

Then we give him his food.