So if anyone is wondering what to get Satan for christmas, I think he needs a coat.

Because Hell froze over. (I'm so clever)

"What did Shaun do that would make hell freeze over?", you may ask.

Well I started working.

Yeah I finally had my first day of work.

It wasn't bad.

It also wasn't good.

It was okay.

I basically just hit buttons and give change. Then around closing time I just sweep.

The hard part is standing for eight hours, or staying awake on 7 hours of sleep.