I went over my sister's friend house to pick her up and started playing with Richard, my sister's friend's brother (he's about 5).

He had Hulk hands (the coolest thing ever) and was wearing a superman shirt. So we played for a litle while and I was calling him SuperHulkMan.

If you don't know the Hulk Hands say things when you hit them together. One of the things they say is "Hulk Smash".

Richard thought that it said "Egg Sauce".

So he started beating me up, (I let him because I was the bad guy) and kept saying "Grrrr Egg Sauce".

So I was confused.

I offered SuperHukMan Egg Sauce in fear that he was demanding it from me like some kind of Egg Sauce Junkie.

He wasn't, and the pounding continued.

I then asked him to stop. Whenever I got a moment I said I was sorry for offering the egg suace to him. He hit harder, all the while yelling, "egg sauce!"

I couldn't win.

Then finally my abuse stopped as SuperHulkMan stubbed his toe, and began crying.

It was almost funny to see SuperHulkMan cry like a little toddler.

Then I realized that he was in fact a toddler, and that he was just kicking my ass.