Greyhound bus ticket from Pittsburgh to Cleveland : $20

2 cd's and batteries to entertain you on your ride: $28

A ticket to see Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Holloween: $7.50

A copayment to see a Cardiologist at The Cleveland Clinic: $25

Tricking all your frineds into thinking that you have surgery in two weeks, when you don't: Priceless