So there we are in class, after giving our presentation. All of a sudden a student in the front row gets down on the ground, and crawls out of class. Everyone in the class saw it, but the teacher missed it. He got away scott free.

I was stuck in the class for another 20 minutes. However, I am clever too, and I also have a plan.

I'm going to bring a packet of ketchup into class. A couple minutes into class, I'll put some ketchup between my nose and lip.

I'll then say that I have a bloody nose, and I should go clean it up.

Outta class early. Suckas!