Amethy3813: Shaun, if we're 50, still virgins, and never marry, you want to get hitched just for the hell of it?

Amethy3813: Ha ha

Iwannagoodname2: sure but I must prewarn you that those chances are slim

Amethy3813: True

Amethy3813: But stranger things have happened

Iwannagoodname2: I made a pact with Jenny that we'll both get married if we're 30 and single

Amethy3813: lol

Iwannagoodname2: that's why chances would be slim

Amethy3813: I see

Iwannagoodname2: this is the 3rd arrangement like this. It seems people wanna buy the cow but don't want the free milk.

A little later...

Iwannagoodname2: do you want my milk?

Shesedwhat: no

Shesedwhat: by the time it gets here it'll be chunky

Iwannagoodname2: no no no.

Iwannagoodname2: (Explains)

Shesedwhat: ohhh

Shesedwhat: i'll take the milk

Shesedwhat: and the cow

Shesedwhat: and....the beef

Shesedwhat: i tried to make it sound dirty...but i dunno if i was successful