There I was walking down the hall.

Some guy: What's up sexy? (Talking to the girl behind me that he was friends with)

Me: Nuthin much, hott stuff.

*A pause*

The girl: You know he was talking to me, right?

Me: Yeah right sister, I didn't spend all that time putting this outfit together to not get noticed. You know he want's me.

*I promptly walk away*

Nothing will beat they're stunned faces.